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UKAsylum Origins

Me, Dan and some other strapping young men first started shooting up fools with a little league team called UKAsylum of all names! We had fun and those days were the best but they were numbered. After personally playing for them for a year, and Dan pretty much forever, the team fell apart, but this just led us to better and brighter things.

Myself, Dan now play for an established English team called The Lucky 15's whilst Bishuup and Kris are shooting for the Manchester Firm.This is a big step towards our goals of shooting up the big names but we still we have a lot of room for getting to be ridiculous beasts at paintball so that we can smash up all comers.


The Boys

These are the boys, the group of lads who party and play ball week in week out
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Alip

Sums up Al perfectly, he's usually doing this before a tournament, and is always fine in the morning surprisingly.
Interesting fact; Doesn't drive an ice cream van, never pleased with his skill level, unless it is perfecto


Bishup

One of the most chilled boys, ... on the surface. DJ and sick player, always a mess the morning of the tournament, but that actually helps.
Interesting fact; Looks like a guy called mitch, hence the nickname BlackMitch

George Leigh

Pisses us off by stealing our beds at events. Buys everything that moves but is a solid geezer! Thinks how pro you are is determined by the size of your nose and is working hard to burn off his blubber to become sick as fuuck.

 







Dan Mcateer

I WILL FUCKING END YOU!

 


Kris

New to ball this year but already pretty good, working on his game currently but more than that he is committed and off his tits, one of the most hardcore people I have met.

Ricky

Doesn't play much at the moment but always up for a party, hardcore flirt, and amazing potbitch he has been so valuable at many of our tournaments. I don't know much about him but I do know he is a ledg