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2012
Anti joke chicken
 Paintball, Paintball, Paintball

Me and Dan love our paintball, so much so it is our lifestyle, we live for it, so much so we both have seperate part time jobs to pay for our little habit. If you think I mean paintball in the woods then you have the wrong impression, we hate camouflage. Im talking about tournament paintball my friends, and it is addictive, addictive as FCUK.

This is a standard 5 a side field if you do not know;
 




 If youv'e never played tournament paintball before then you would be confused, it looks like a lush field of green astro turf full of inflatable shit, how can you possibly play paintball on this? Well here is how, each team classically has 5 players each on the pitch at once, fighting to get to the other team's side of the field to hit their buzzer, kind of like scoring a goal. The aim of this crazy game is to score more points than the other team in an allotted time and score limit, swapping ends every two points scored. This is how the usual style of play occurs.

If this made no sense or you simply don't care check out this video as a perfect example of how to play tournament paintball.

Dynasty vs Chatanooga CEP    2011

You don't have to watch all of it but this is basically how the game works, in the game above the American super team Dynasty kicks the shit out of new guys on the block Chatanooga CEP